Screaming headlines from The Elfhelm Tribune: On 01/01: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by a brownworm. On 01/01: kloudy slew the Archdemon! On 12/26: Necropsaro slew Gabriel! On 12/26: Necropsaro slew Pestilence! On 12/26: Necropsaro slew Death! On 12/26: Necropsaro slew Famine! On 12/26: Necropsaro slew War! On 12/26: Necropsaro slew Prince Albert! On 12/22: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by a hunteroid. On 12/21: Rachnid the Duelist was slain by Hilary Clinton. On 12/21: Rachnid the Duelist was slain by Hilary Clinton. On 12/21: Rachnid the Duelist was slain by a legume. On 12/20: Rachnid the Duelist was slain by an underworm. On 12/20: Rachnid the Duelist was slain by a screamer. On 12/20: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by a dirty rat. On 12/19: Rachnid the Duelist was slain by a screamer. On 12/19: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by Manitoba Prem.