Screaming headlines from The Elfhelm Tribune:
On 08/20: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by a rockhydra.
On 08/12: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by stephanie.
On 08/12: kloudy slew the Archdemon!
On 08/12: kloudy slew  King Boreus!
On 08/12: kloudy slew  Donald Trump!
On 04/17: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by Quinn.
On 04/04: Necropsaro slew  Prince Albert!
On 04/03: kloudy slew  Donald Trump!
On 04/03: kloudy slew  Prince Albert!
On 03/23: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by the Michael.
On 03/23: kloudy slew  Hilary Clinton!
On 03/23: kloudy slew  King Boreus!
On 02/26: head slew  Choptop!
On 02/13: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by Ranger Rick.
On 02/12: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by a special nasty.
On 01/31: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by Saskatch Prem.
On 01/31: kloudy slew  Hilary Clinton!