Screaming headlines from The Elfhelm Tribune: On 04/17: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by Quinn. On 04/04: Necropsaro slew Prince Albert! On 04/03: kloudy slew Donald Trump! On 04/03: kloudy slew Prince Albert! On 03/23: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by the Michael. On 03/23: kloudy slew Hilary Clinton! On 03/23: kloudy slew King Boreus! On 02/26: head slew Choptop! On 02/13: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by Ranger Rick. On 02/12: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by a special nasty. On 01/31: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by Saskatch Prem. On 01/31: kloudy slew Hilary Clinton! On 01/31: kloudy slew Prince Albert! On 01/30: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by an opaldragon. On 01/30: kloudy slew Hilary Clinton! On 01/29: kloudy slew Hilary Clinton! On 01/29: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by Quinn.