Screaming headlines from The Elfhelm Tribune:
On 01/01: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by a brownworm.
On 01/01: kloudy slew the Archdemon!
On 12/26: Necropsaro slew  Gabriel!
On 12/26: Necropsaro slew  Pestilence!
On 12/26: Necropsaro slew  Death!
On 12/26: Necropsaro slew  Famine!
On 12/26: Necropsaro slew  War!
On 12/26: Necropsaro slew  Prince Albert!
On 12/22: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by a hunteroid.
On 12/21: Rachnid the Duelist was slain by Hilary Clinton.
On 12/21: Rachnid the Duelist was slain by Hilary Clinton.
On 12/21: Rachnid the Duelist was slain by a legume.
On 12/20: Rachnid the Duelist was slain by an underworm.
On 12/20: Rachnid the Duelist was slain by a screamer.
On 12/20: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by a dirty rat.
On 12/19: Rachnid the Duelist was slain by a screamer.
On 12/19: kloudy the Sorcerer was slain by Manitoba Prem.